Donald Trump’s Letter to Secretary of State Mike Pompoe
Friday, September 14, 2018
Dear Secretary of State Mike Pompoe,
This is just a draft.
I, Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, having done my best to make America great, and having resolved that America has failed to utilize my genius, do hereby resign the office of President of Make America Great Again.
Let America continue in its gradual decline until it is fully a subservient nation to the resurgent Russia and the rising state of China. And who knows, in another one hundred years, America may be taking orders from shithole countries like Nigeria. That would be a total disgrace.
I sort of hope that happens so that I will tell you all, “I told you so.”
It is on record that I have warned America. My people are under the influence of criminals and rapists from Mexico and the Southern Hemisphere and from the voodoo of people from the shithole countries of Africa.
I have ordered an exorcist to come and remove the evil spirits left by that African that was last in the White House. I’m recommending a thorough disinfectant of the buildings before another American president goes in there. Otherwise, it would be the same outcome of putting in maximum effort for a meager result.
I will pray for the United States of America. The beautiful thing about my life is that I am very rich. Whatever happens, I will continue to live a fantastic life. I am going to have an unbelievable retirement. And when I die, I don’t want any former president to come there and shed crocodile tears.
My enemies can smash my star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. They can take anything away from me, my private jet, my Washington, DC, Hotel, my beloved Melania, but they can never take away the fact that I am, or should I say, was, the 45th president of the United States.
DD
