By Rudolf t.g. Hess
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Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, dates, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner.
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About the work
In this instant classic from Wiseguy Satire Series are decoded letters that Trump wrote to figures as varied as Barack Obama, Kim Jong-un, Oprah Winfrey, Fred Trump, Rex Tillerson, Stormy Daniels, Pope Francis, Martin Luther King Jr., God, Michael Cohen, Hillary Clinton, Allah, Ivanka Trump, Nelson Mandela, Emmanuel Macron, Kanye West, Jeff Sessions, Omarosa, Paul Manafort, John McCain, Rosanne Barr, Prince Harry, LeBron James, Queen Elizabeth, Vladimir Putin and many others.
These encrypted riotously comic letters were anonymously leaked to a New York-based journalist. The letters run across a spectrum of extremities, but they are authentic Trump, unfiltered, unplugged and full of revelations. They are unsparing in their honesty and insight about a president who has disrupted the hell out of Washington, DC and the whole wide world.
These 38 Trump’s letters are brazen, brash and wickedly funny, in every sense of the expression. Even when they are deadly serious, like Trump’s letter to a kid separated from parents at the US border, they are steeped in ironies.
You have watched President Donald Trump speak. You have read his tweets. Now imagine what his secret letters to selected individuals on his sharp radar would be like. Knowing Trump, they could be nothing but masterpieces.
About the Author
Rudolf t.g. Hess is the pen name of Dr. Damages, which is a pen name of Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo, a New York City based journalist and satirist. He closely watched media coverage of Donald J. Trump before he was elected president. Since Trump became president, Mr. t.g. Hess has observed the shaking up of the norms of Washington, DC, America, and beyond. As someone who grew up under military dictators, he can see President Trump’s soul from afar.
List of Chapters:
-President Trump’s letter to Barron Trump’s teacher
-President Trump’s letter to Hillary Clinton
-President Trump’s letter to Chris Matthews
-President Trump’s letter to Pope Francis
-President Trump’s letter to God
-President Trump’s letter to Stormy Daniels
-President Trump’s letter to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
-President Trump’s letter to Vladimir Putin
-President Trump’s letter to Allah
-President Trump’s letter to Michael Cohen
-President Trump’s letter to Nelson Mandela
-President Trump’s letter to Barack Obama
-President Trump’s letter to Mark Cuban
-President Trump’s letter to Gen. Michael Flynn
-President Trump’s letter to Rosie O’Donnell
-President Trump’s letter to Fred Trump
-President Trump’s letter to Kanye West
-President Trump’s letter to Melania Trump
-President Trump’s letter to Jeff Sessions
-President Trump’s letter to Ivanka Trump
-President Trump’s letter to Mysterious woman
-President Trump’s letter to Rex Tillerson
-President Trump’s letter to John McCain
-President Trump’s letter to Emmanuel Macron
-President Trump’s letter to Oprah Winfrey
-President Trump’s letter to Prince Harry
-President Trump’s letter to Kim Jong-un
-President Trump’s letter to Kid separated from parents at the US border
-President Trump’s letter to Rosanne Barr
-President Trump’s letter to Queen Elizabeth
-President Trump’s letter to President of Croatia
-President Trump’s letter to Putin 2nd Letter
-President Trump’s letter to LeBron James
-President Trump’s letter to Omarosa
-President Trump’s letter to Paul Manafort
-President Trump’s letter to Michael Cohen 2nd Letter
-President Trump’s letter to Mike Pompoe
-President Trump’s letter to Barron Trump
