By Ada Obeleagu and Vera Chinonso Aliyu, YeyeNews.com, November 28, 2021
A woman in Vancouver is asking a family court to dissolve her seven-month marriage with a teddy bear. The woman, Anna Cross, told YeyeNews.com Canada correspondent that she wants to dissolve the marriage with the teddy bear, Josh Carl, because she could no longer bear to continue cheating on him.
“I got Josh from a special toy shop and married him because I was completely irritated by the idea of living with a man. Josh has been a dependable, loyal and loving companion for me since we got married. But since I accidentally met ‘myself’ three months after marrying Josh, I became aware of the level of pleasure I could derive from myself. It has been a rollercoaster experience for me. I just can’t stop exploring myself and I now feel guilty cheating on Josh. He doesn’t deserve it. So I am seeking a divorce so I can get married to myself”, Anna told YeyeNews.com.
Miss Anna further revealed that she has already secured a priest to conduct the marriage immediately after her divorce to Josh is finalized. “All is now set for me to marry myself and live happily thereafter. I can’t wait to be married again”.
YeyeNews.com gathered that a local priest who is currently in rehab for heroin addiction have been contracted by Anna Cross to conduct the matrimony. “The brief wedding ceremony will be conducted at the rehab center were the officiating priest is currently undergoing treatment for addiction. There will be a party at her residence after the ceremony. Everyone is really excited”, one of Anna’s friends said.
But Anna’s sister has expressed doubt about how long the marriage will last given Anna’s eccentric nature. “This same level of excitement was on display 7 months ago when she decided to marry Josh. She just wanted to get married and live happily thereafter. But here we are again today. I don’t know how long she will stay married to herself before she will meets someone else, maybe a dildo this time around”, her sister said in disappointment.
